Classic Car Guy Humor - Bible Jokes

Oh yeah very very Merry fund so you can imagine my delight because I get to do. Speaking of Bibles. Speaking of Bibles, I have no music I like that. Speaking of Bibles you heard this before, but you guys pray for my friend. He told me only leave 12.5% of the Bible is an eight years to earn a plea is time you want to leave at 12.5 that's regional so when my spirit feels weak. I'm about you running but I was turned to the fourth probably know, I know you know why, now I know how try Michael Michael he got the idea why. The fourth book of the Bible would be where you return.

If you felt weak and strength in numbers. Sure, that's true. Strength there. This one cracks me up in the Bible. Sampson was a tough man got admit he was right tough man but his family may not of ever thought of them. The Samsonite plan.

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